Happy Halloween

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No costume this year. I did however wake up with a new character in my head. His name is Robert Stanley Stuart Robinson a.k.a. RSS Robinson so of course everyone calls him Feed. Not sure where I can use him yet but I am working on some ideas. Other than that, here’s something I wrote two years ago. I read it and realized that it needed a few changes, so this is the new version. It is of course a bit naughty as Halloween related things are supposed to be.

Halloween Kitchen
ESL – Woodhaven – October 31, 2016

Darling it’s already 10:32
Quickly and one time into the kitchen with you
I’m gonna bring out my Dracula
And you can pick up a spatula
You gonna use it on me I’m gonna use it on you
There will be sweat, there will be tears
shenanigans and a hullabaloo

Sweat, sweat,
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo
Sweat, sweat,
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo

We will jump at each other in a big sumo crash
You will stop and say: honey first take out the trash
I will fume, I will roar, throw you down to the floor
Jump on top of you and apply an unbreakable hold
That you’d break with the greatest of ease,
cause you’re sweaty, you’re naked and bold

Sweat, sweat,
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo
Sweat, sweat,
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo

Me on you, you on me,
With have moves that we’ve learned on late night TV
We will scratch, we will wrestle and punch
‘Til we’ve burnt all the calories gathered at lunch
There’s no trophy nor prestige we’re trying to land
It is just that the winner gets to apply
The spatula and then some bare hand

Sweat, sweat,
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo
Sweat, sweat,
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo

When it’s over you beg to re-negotiate,
But your baby says: honey, it is much much too late
Next time think before hand and revise while you can
But for now, just bend over: take it like a man!

Copyright © 2016 Ernest Samuel Llime. All Rights Reserved


About The Llime

I am a singer/songwriter/author
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