I got this cough that will not let me sleep much. So I lie awake at night and come up with new jokes and stuff.
So, Ethel has this vegetable patch, but it is autumn and almost all veggies are gone. One day she is having a cup of chai with her friend Lucy. They are sitting on the veranda overlooking the garden.
“I went to see the eye doctor and he says my cataracts are getting kind of bad. He thinks I might need an implant” says Lucy.
“So, sorry” replies Ethel “all we got left is eggplant.”